Dong Fang Liang
is a respectable (for the most part, so we’re told) 24-hour massage parlour above Hooters boasts a team of massage therapists well trained in the art of Chinese and Western massage techniques. Beyond the comparatively grand entrance hall and up the marble staircase you’ll find a corridor full of basic, but passable, private rooms complete with even more basic and slightly less passable private bathrooms and a TV. Massage therapists gently kneads away the knots and showers you with free tea, fresh fruit and dumplings.
Spend over 288RMB here (which, coincidentally, is the price of the aromatic oil massage) and you can even stay the night. Sanlitun’s cheapest hotel with a free massage thrown in? We’re sold.